A guy walks into a bar and asks, “Who owns that Doberman tied up outside?”
A man replies, “That’s my dog”.
“Well, “says the first man, “I think my Chihuahua killed him. “
“Your Chihuahua killed my Doberman?How’d he do that???” asks the man at the bar.
“I’m not quite sure. I think he got lodged in his throat”.
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