A man and a woman went to court disputing over custody of their child.
The Judge asked the woman to rise and argue her case.
“I went through all the pain of undergoing labor and I see no reason why the child’s custody should not be handed to me”, she pleaded.
The man replied, “Your Honour, let me put it this way. If you put a pound in a vending machine and a coke drops out, who’s would it be… the machines or yours?”
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