A small boy came running downstairs, shouting, “Mom! Mom! I cleaned my room without being told!”
“Well, “said the mother, “that’s wonderful! Thank you very much. It will save me a lot of trouble, and it shows you are growing up. “
“Yeah, but, Mom, “said the boy, “don’t jump to conclusions. “
I don’t understand, dear, “said his mother. “Conclusions?”
“Yeah, Mom, “said the boy. “This isn’t going to become a habit. “
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