Guy takes his wife to the Doctor…
The Doc says, “Well, it’s either Alzheimer’s disease or AIDS. “
“What do you mean?”
The guy says, “You can’t tell the difference?”
“Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages…
Tell you what. .
Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don’t fuck her. “
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