A shepherd goes to a television programme.
A man of the viewers stand up and asks him, “What was the best day of your life?”
The shepherd answers, “Well… the best day of my life was when I lost my donkey in Cuccureddu’s mountain, when I found it, i took it to the village’s square and everyone fu**ed it. “
A second man of the viewers asks him, “And the second best day of your life?”
And the shepherd, “Well… the second one was when in lost a sheep in Cuccureddu’s mountain, when I found it, I took it to the village’s square and everyone fu**ed it. “
So, after that, a third man of the viewers stands up and asks, “And the worst day of your life?. “
“The worst day of my life was when I got lost in Cuccureddu’s mountain… “
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