A store manager overheard one of his salesmen talking to a customer.
“No sir, “said the salesman. “We haven’t had any for a while and it doesn’t look like we’ll be getting any soon. “
The manager was horrified and yelled after the departing customer, “Come back next week. We’re sure to have whatever it is you need. “
Irate, he turned to his salesman, “Never tell a customer we’re out of anything! Now, what did he want?”
“Rain, “answered the salesman.
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