A surgeon was checking on a patient who had a hernia operation three days before.
The doctor asked the man why he had not gotten out of bed.
“I hurt, “the man said. “You don’t know how it feels. “
“I know exactly how it feels, “the doctor said. “I had the same procedure last month, and I was back at work two days later. There’s no difference in our operations. “
“Oh yes there is, “said the patient. “You had a different surgeon. “
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