Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor.
He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss.
“Sir, please calm down, “the manager replied.
“It’s dead. It can’t bother you now. “
“The dead one doesn’t bother me. “Bob said. “It’s his pallbearers. “
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