Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I’ll see you back in court on Monday. “
On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, “How did you do over the weekend?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever. “
“Seventeen people? That’s wonderful. How did you do it? “
“I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o.
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs. “
“That’s admirable, “says the judge.
Then he turns to the second guy. “And how did you do?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 152 people to give up drugs forever. “
“Wow!” says the judge.
“152 people! How did you manage to do that?”
“Well, I used a similar diagram, “the guy says.
“I drew two circles like this: o O.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said, ‘This is your asshole before prison… ‘“
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