During a flight in an airplane, an educational psychologist was preparing his notes for one of the parent education seminars he conducted regularly. The elderly woman sitting next to him explained that she was returning home after having spent a month visiting her six children, seven grandchildren and ten great grandchildren.
Then she inquired what the gentleman next to her did for a living.
The educational psychologist told her, fully expecting her to question him for free professional advice.
Instead elderly woman sat back and said to him, “If there’s anything you want to know, just ask me. “
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