Mitchell said to his doctor, “I’m having serious problems with my memory. “
The doctor said, “Give me an example. “
Mitchell said, “The other day I spent two hours in a multi-story car park trying to remember where I’d parked my car. “
The doctor laughed and said, “That’s nothing to worry about, we’ve all done that. “
Mitchell said, “But I don’t own a car. “
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