A businessman returns from Thailand.
After a few days he notices strange growth on his penis.
He sees several doctors.
They all say: “You’ve been screwing around in Thailand, very common there, no cure. We’ll have to cut it off. “
The man panics, but figures if it is common in Thailand they must know how to cure it.
So he goes back and sees a doctor in Thailand.
The doctor examines him and says, “You’ve been fooling around in my country. This is a very common problem here. Did you see any other doctors?”
The man replies, “Yes a few in the USA. “
The doctor says, “I bet they told you it had to be cut off. “
The man answers, “Yes!”
The doctor smiles, nods, “That is not correct. It will fall off by itself. “
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