A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries.
“Sounds great, “said the health-conscious boy and ordered some.
He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.
“Wait a minute, “the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free. “
“Sure they are, “the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!”
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