A man is walking through the woods and he meets a really ugly, big and fat frog.
The frog says:
“Hello, prince, if you kiss me, I will fulfill your one wish. You can wish whatever you want. “
The man says:
“Ok, I will kiss you. “
He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened.
And the frog said:
“Now you can see – such an old man and still believes in fairy tales. “
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