Doctor: “What seems to be the problem today?”
Patient: “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I mean I fart all the time. “
The Doctor nods, “Hmm. “
Patient: “My farts do not stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I fart all the time. Look, we’ve been talking here for about 10 minutes and I’ve farted five times. “
“Hmm, “says the Doctor, as he picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled “Thank you Doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?”
“No, “sighs the Doctor, “The prescription is to clear your sinuses, it stinks like a fermented diaper in here.
Next week I want you back here for a hearing test. “
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