Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered. “
The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order. “
The third said, “I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded. “
The fourth surgeon said, “I like technicians… they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end… “
The fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable!”
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