Three guys, Irish, English, and Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total, “says the Genie.
The Scottish guy says, “I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity. “
So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye “poof” the oceans were teaming with fish.
The Englishman was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity. “
Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye “poof” there was a huge wall around the whole of England.
The Irishman asks, “Can you please tell me more about this wall. “
The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 150 feet high and 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out. “
The Irishman says, “Please, fill up with water. “
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