Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?”
The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something about not marrying in haste? Why are you two in such a hurry?”
Dragging his bride after him, Giorgio rushes out into the street: “We double parked!”
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