One night as a bartender is closing up his bar, he hears a knock at the back door.
When he opens the door, there stands a bum who asks, “Can I have a toothpick?”
The bartender gives him a toothpick and continues cleaning up his bar.
Five minutes later, he hears another knock at the door.
Again, there stands another bum who asks, “Can I have a toothpick?”
The bartender gives him a toothpick and continues cleaning up the bar.
Five minutes later, he hears another knock at the back door.
This time, there’s a bum asking for a straw.
The owner gives him a straw, but finally asks what’s going on out there.
The bum replies, “Some lady threw up in the back, but all the good stuff is gone. “
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