While he was spending time with one of his best friends, Jake received a text message.
His girlfriend texted him and asked him if he would like to spend the weekend watching football games, eating chicken wings, and drinking beer.
This excited Jake, because he thought he had already found the perfect mate, so he responded with a “Yes!” with great enthusiasm.
His girlfriend responded, “Great, because I am breaking up with you. “
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