A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor comes into her room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child. “
The woman worriedly asks, “What’s wrong with it?”
The doctor says, “There’s nothing really wrong with it, it’s just a little different. It’s a hermaphrodite. “
The woman looks confused. “A hermaphrodite? What’s that?”
The doctor replies, “It has both male and female features. “
The woman looks relieved. “Oh, you mean it has a penis … and a brain?”
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