A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
“My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?”
“Well, “said the vet, “let’s have a look at him. “
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, “I’m going to have to put him down. “
“What? Because he’s cross-eyed?”
“No, because he’s really heavy. “
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