A guy gets out of the Venereal Disease. Hospital and decides to hire a hooker, since he’s been without for so long.
Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times.
After it’s over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn’t had sex in four months because of being in the V. D. Hospital.
“How’s the food there?” asks the hooker. “Because I’m going in there tomorrow!”
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