All the merry men and Maid Marion, gathered around Robin Hood’s deathbed, waiting for the inevitable end.
Manfully, heroically, Robin struggled up and said “Friar Tuck, bring me my longbow. I will fire an arrow out the window and wherever it lands, that is where you will bury me. “
Deeply moved, they placed a long bow in his trembling fingers, propped him up and faced him towards Sherwood Forest.
And with an immense effort, Robin aimed and fired.
And so it came to pass that they buried him on top of the wardrobe.
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