Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby.
“Stop! You can’t do this!” exclaims the brother.
“And why not?” asks Stan.
“Don’t you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?”
Stan says nothing. The brother grows impatient, “C’mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle. “
Stan can’t take it anymore. He gives his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asks his brother, “You’re sure you want a nephew?”
“Yes, “the brother replies. “It would be an honor. “
“Well, congratulations, you’re holding him. “
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