Mr. Johnson had been waiting entirely too long at the doctor’s office. His appointment was for 9:30 and it was nearly 12:00. Finally, an attractive nurse appeared at the waiting room door and said, “Let’s go get a room. “
“Honey, I appreciate the offer, “he said, “But I’ve been waiting so long I’d hate to lose my spot now!”
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