Making conversation with the boy the pediatrician asked the six-year-old patient, “Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?”
“A box of Tampax, “he replied without hesitation.
“Tampax?” said the doctor. “What would you do with that?”
“Well, “said Johnny, “I do not know exactly, but it’s sure worth two dollars. With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to. “
Little Johnny’s teacher asked the students what they want to be in the future.
Laurie says she wants to be a doctor.
Karen says she wanted to be a police officer and Susie says she wanted to be a rich and famous actress and model.
When the teacher asked Johnny what he wanted to do, he said, “I want to marry Susie. “
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