Two friends die and one goes to Heaven while the other goes to Hell.
The one that goes to Heaven begs the angel to let him visit his friend in Hell, and the angel agrees.
He gets to Hell and sees his friend surrounded by beautiful women and alcohol everywhere. He says to his friend, “Wow, you were a son of a bitch when we were alive! Hell looks better than Heaven. “
The friend who was sent to Hell says, “Pour yourself a glass of wine. “The heavenly friend pours the wine, and notices that the glass has no bottom. The good friend looks at the bad one in confusion, and the bad friend says, “The glass has no bottom, and neither do the girls. “
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