An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor.
The doctor says, “We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete.
The second is a middle aged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practicing law for 30 years. “
“’ll take the lawyer’s heart, “says the patient.
“Why?” asks the doctor.
The patient replies, “It’s never been used. “
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