Patient: “I’m in a hospital! Why am I here?”
Doctor: “You’ve had an accident involving a bus. “
Patient: “What happened?”
Doctor: “Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?”
Patient: “Give me the bad news first. “
Doctor: “Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them. “
Patient: “That’s terrible! What’s the good news?”
Doctor: “There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers. “
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