The driving instructor was giving lessons to an extremely nervous student who panicked whenever another car approached on a particular two-lane road.
One day, however, they got to the same stretch of road; and the student remained completely calm.
“This time you’re doing fine!” exclaimed the instructor.
“Yes, “the novice driver agreed.
“Now when I see another car coming, I shut my eyes. “
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