The conceited young man had been in the hospital for some time and had been extremely well looked after by the pretty young nurse.
“Nurse, “said the patient, one morning. “I’m in love with you. I don’t want to get well. “
“Don’t worry, “replied the nurse cheerfully, “you won’t. The doctor’s in love with me too and he saw you kissing me this morning. “
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