A woman was having a medical problem – her husband was snoring. She called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her “suffering”.
“Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $1000 down, and then payments of $450 for 24 months, plus payments for extras. “
“Wow!” the woman exclaimed, “sounds like leasing a new sports car!”
“Hmmm, “the doctor murmured, “too obvious, huh?”
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