At a recent convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarked to another, “Did you know that we have switched from rats to lawyers for experiments in our lab?” “Really?” replied the other researcher. “Why the switch?” “There were a number of reasons, “the first researcher explained. “First, our lab assistants don’t become so attached to … Read more
A lawyer cross-examined the adversary’s main witness. “You claim to have stopped by Mrs. Willson house just after breakfast. Will you tell the jury what she said?” “Objection, your honor, “shouted the other lawyer. There then followed a long argument between the lawyers as to whether the question was proper. Finally, after 75 minutes, the … Read more
Pauly’s family is at dinner, the 10-year-old daughter isn’t eating much, and she just keeps her head down. After a few minutes, she says, “I have something to tell you. “ Everyone gets silent and they all listen. “I am no longer the virgin I used to be. “And she begins to cry. A long … Read more
David had been extremely anxious for years. It got to the point where his compulsive worrying was ruining his life, so he went to a psychiatrist, who recommended that David hire a professional worrier. After he’d been working with the specialist for a few months, David’s friend John noticed a change. “What happened?” John asked. … Read more
Patient: Doctor, I think I’m suffering from lack of memory. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem is that? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An anesthesiologist has a stock answer to the usual question asked by pre-surgical patients: “How much will the anesthesia cost?” “Oh, only $100. 00. $1. 00 to go to sleep and $99. 00 for waking up. Most patients buy the whole package. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney’s office as his lawyer handed him his will. “Your estate is very complex, “said the lawyer, “but I’ve made sure that all of your wishes will be executed. Due to the complexity, my fee is $4500. “ Just then, the phone rang … Read more
“Excuse me, “a young fellow said to an older man, “I’ve just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers?” “Well, “replied the older man, “I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able … Read more
Lawyer: “Is it a crime to throw sodium in your enemy’s eyes?” Judge: “Yes, that’s assault. “ Lawyer: “I know it’s a salt but is it a crime?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man was involved in an auto accident. A policeman ran up to the car and asked, “Are you seriously injured?” The man said, “How should I know? I’m a doctor not a lawyer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.