A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms.
We have some for 75 cents a piece.
The man asks for two.
The pharmacist calculates the total and says, “That will be $1. 58 with tax, sir. “
The pollock says, “Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on. “
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