Two Scientists were working late discussing ideas about behavior modification studies.
“We’ve started something new at my lab, “said the first scientist. “For some of our more dangerous experiments, we’re now using lawyers”.
“Lawyers?” asks the second scientist. “Why aren’t you using rats?”
“Well you know how it is, “the first scientist replies. “You can get attached to rats. “
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