A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class.
On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.
The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Bobby, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him: “Bobby, how many times have you seen a red duck?” Young Bobby replied with “The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella. “
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