A redneck goes into a doctor’s cabinet and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having sex!”
“Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks.
“Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, twice a day”, he answers back.
“That’s not so much”, says the doctor. .
“Yes, but that’s not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, twice a day, “replies the man.
“Well that is probably a bit excessive, “says the doctor.
“Yes, but that’s not all. Twice a day I have sex with my neighbor’s wife, twice a day, “says the redneck
“Well, that’s definitely too much”, says the doctor. “You’ve got to learn to take yourself in hand. “
“I do”, says the redneck. “Twice a day ! ! !”
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