Man goes to the doctors and says “Doctor, I can’t stop my hands from shaking !”
Doctor replies “Do you drink much ?”
Man says “no, I spill most of it !”
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
“My name is Billy. What’s yours?” asked the first boy.
“Tommy, “replied the second.
“My Daddy’s an accountant.
What does your Daddy do for a living?” asked Billy.
Tommy replied, “My Daddy’s a lawyer. “
“Honest?” asked Billy. “No, just the regular kind”, replied Tommy.
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