A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night.
All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out.
“Jesus is gonna get you. “
The robber ignored it, and took the TV.
Again, the parrot cries out.
“Jesus is gonna get you. “
The robber started to get a little worried.
“What’s your name, birdie?”
“Moses. “
“What dumbass named you Moses?”
“The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus. “
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