A beautiful princess comes upon a frog in a meadow near her castle.
The frog hops into the princess’ lap and says, “My lady, one kiss from you, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I once was, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set-up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever be happy doing so. “
That night, as the princess dined on lightly sauteed frog legs, she chuckled to herself, “I don’t think so… “
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