A man wasn’t feeling well so he went to the doctor for a check up.
He did the tests and waited.
After a while, the doctor came in with the results.
“Unfortunately, I have very bad news! You’re seriously ill! You really don’t have much time to live. . “
“Doctor. . ! How much time do I have. . ?”
“Ten… “
“Ten what? Months? Years? What?!”
“Nine… Eight… Seven… “
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