An old woman walks into a sex shop, shaking.
“Sir, “she asks in a shaky voice, “do you sell vibrators?”
“Yes, ma’am. “
“And are they this big around and this long?” she asks in a shaky voice. “Yes, ma’am. “
“And they’re $42. 95?” she asks in a shaky voice.
“Yes, ma’am. “
“How do you turn them off?”
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