A snail was involved in an accident that resulted in his shell being torn completely off.
Hearing about the accident, one of his friends rushed over ,as much as a snail can rush to his friend’s house.
“I heard about your accident!” he exclaimed, and then asked, “How are you feeling?”
The recovering snail answered, “Sluggish. “
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