Little Johnny was celebrating his birthday soon.
His father asked him what he would like for his birthday.
Without hesitation Johnny said, “A spider. “
His father was somewhat incredulous, so he asked him again.
“I really want a spider, “responded Johnny.
Well, his father went to the pet store and asked the salesperson, “Do you sell spiders?”
“We sure do, “was the response.
“How much do they cost?”
“$45. 00, “said the clerk.
Somewhat taken aback, Johnny’s father said, “That’s too expensive. I’m sure I can find something cheaper on the web. “
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