Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?”
Man: “Yes!”
Reporter: “Name?”
Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim. “
Reporter: “Sex?”
Man: “Three to five times a week. “
Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?”
Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel. “
Reporter: “Holy cow!”
Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general. “
Reporter: “But isn’t that hostile?”
Man: “Yes, horse style, dog style, any style. “
Reporter: “Oh dear!”
Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch. “
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