Cowboy Continues

A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, “What are you doing?” The naked man replies, “I’m finding out the time — it is 12:15. “ The cowboy looks at his watch and thinks, “Wow, it really is 12:15. “ The cowboy continues and … Read more

Cowboy Remains Silent

Three cowboys sit around a campfire bragging about their adventures. The first says, “I gotta be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men. I wrestled that sumbitch to the ground with my bare hands. “ The second cowboy laughs, “That’s nothing. … Read more