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Jimmy said to his friend, ‘can you lend me $100?’ ‘But I only have $50,’ his friend replied. That’s OK, you can always owe me the other $50! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, “I’m a walking economy. “ His friend replies, “How’s that?” “It’s like this, my hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression. “ This … Read more

A woman shipped an expensive gift to her best friend. A few days later her best friend replied with a thank you card but forgot to write something on the inside. When her friend brought this to her attention, to escape embarrassment she said, “When I saw how much you spent on that gift… I … Read more