Two Martians landed on a corner traffic light. “I saw her first, “one said. “So what?” the other Martian replied. “I’m the one she winked at. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Michelle:” I hear you broke off your engagement to Rob. Why?” Joanna:” It’s just that my feelings toward him weren’t the same any more. “ Michelle:” Are you returning the ring?” Joanna: “No way! My feelings toward the ring haven’t changed one bit!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
An elephant drinking from a stream spots a tortoise lounging on the shore. He grabs it with his trunk and flings it into the jungle. A passing zebra asks, “Why did you do that?” … … “Forty years ago that very tortoise nipped my tail just for fun, “the elephant said. “Wow, forty years ago! … Read more
Frosty the snowman was spotted looking through the carrot bin at the local supermarket… He was picking his nose. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Waitress: Haven’t they given you a menu yet, mister? Starving customer: Yes, but I finished that half an hour ago. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The nuns in a monastery are washing themselves all together when the doorbell rings. One nun goes to the door and says ‘who is it?’ An elderly gentleman replies “It’s the blind man from the village” so the nun shouts to the others, “Don’t worry it’s just the blind man from the village, I’ll let … Read more
“Waiter, it’s been half an hour since I ordered that turtle soup. “ “Yes, sir, but you know how slow turtles are. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. Well, sir, “is the reply, “as you know, there are 250 men here … Read more
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!” “Don’t worry, sir, the spider in your salad will get it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it all. “ Sincerely, The Opportunist This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.