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An old Wild West fort is about to be attacked. The wily old general sends for his trusty Indian scout. “You must use all your thirty years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are up against here. “ The trusty Indian scout lies down and puts his ear to the … Read more

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian. “What is it made of?” she asked. “Alligator teeth, “the Indian replied. “I suppose, “she said patronizingly, “that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us. “ “Oh no, “the Indian objected. “Anybody can open an oyster. “ This joke is … Read more